one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
ppl seemed to like my troll dave so here’s more troll dave. playing w/ dead shit like a fucking weirdo
does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work
A couple weeks ago we featured necklaces with scented miniature food pendants and now we’ve found the perfect rings to match. Danvers, MA-based artist Casey the Crafter uses polymer clay to make each of these realistic and beautifully detailed food-themed rings by hand. In addition to rings, she also sculpts wonderful standalone pieces, which are perfect for dollhouses or simply as kawaii collectibles.
Check out CaseysMiniShop on Etsy to view more of her marvelous miniature creations.
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
SWEAT JOKES *jazz hands*
I really hate when im twirling my pen and i accidentally let go of it and it flies halfway across the globe
if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
imagine if people screamed instead of snored
instead of calling someone a slur you could instead say:
- wet bread
- bastard dickfuck
- cold pizza
- week old croissant